Everyone needs a steampunk time machine. This one's mine. Something to get you out of it all. Two wheels are highly recommended for this. 

I love mopeds because of their archaic mechanics. They are relics of a bygone era, but still super relevant becasue of their killer gas mileage and non-necessity for licensure.  

This baby is of French origins, 1980, the Peugeot 102 sp model. As mopeds go one of the best looking bikes out there.